“A third of new PCs being downgraded to XP…”

“Mr Carter was then arrested and bundled into the van over claims he had ‘assaulted’ an officer with his camera…”

“The short version of the story is they didn’t want to quit their partying,” said Mike Sepic, Berrien County, Mich., chief assistant prosecutor. “If you put this in the class of wedding receptions gone bad, I guess this would take the cake.”

And the story didn’t end after the reception.

“According to police, Smith ordered the boy to dial 911 and then gave him some advice.  “Dial 911 and don’t attempt to throw the phone at me, or do anything bad or i’ll just shoot you,” Smith said.”

“Fort Lauderdale resident Kevin Kearney is in critical condition Tuesday after attempting to kite surf in Tropical Storm Fay.”

Won’t someone think of the strippers! The poor, pitiful strippers!

Fake guns…Real guns…My Little Pony Guns…

Seems given enough time, any and all BC excuses will eventually come to. See here for one of the longest-running arguments that finally (!) worked – 20 years in the making!

BB Guns MUST be next on the agenda.

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Won’t you please think of the children! If they see someone in a movie smoking, they are so easily influenced they might start smoking. Cigarette-smokin character – film’s rated X.

Apparently the smell of popcorn in the air at the movie theater offends those who choose not have popcorn. answer – stop selling popcorn, of course! (Probably not going to turn out to be the brightest move, from a business standpoint)

As reported by CNN, martial law has been envoked by the Mayor of Helena-West Helena, AK (“everyone is subject to stop and investigation…Zero tolerance, everyone [who doesn't have a good reason for being outside], is going to jail. ” LOL – “[to the drug dealers]…we’re gone pop them in the head!” Who elects these idiots?!

Scary!

Yep! Story is as stupid as the headline.