Vista Sucks…

Posted in Stupid, Tech on August 20, 2008 by facethehangover

“A third of new PCs being downgraded to XP…”

Above the Law…

Posted in Government, Nanny State, Stupid on August 20, 2008 by facethehangover

“Mr Carter was then arrested and bundled into the van over claims he had ‘assaulted’ an officer with his camera…”

“I do”…that’s a tasing!

Posted in Funny, Stupid on August 19, 2008 by facethehangover

“The short version of the story is they didn’t want to quit their partying,” said Mike Sepic, Berrien County, Mich., chief assistant prosecutor. “If you put this in the class of wedding receptions gone bad, I guess this would take the cake.”

And the story didn’t end after the reception.

Guns ‘n Granny

Posted in 2A Issues, Funny on August 19, 2008 by facethehangover

“According to police, Smith ordered the boy to dial 911 and then gave him some advice.  “Dial 911 and don’t attempt to throw the phone at me, or do anything bad or i’ll just shoot you,” Smith said.”

Almost Darwin…Almost!

Posted in Darwin, Stupid with tags on August 19, 2008 by facethehangover

“Fort Lauderdale resident Kevin Kearney is in critical condition Tuesday after attempting to kite surf in Tropical Storm Fay.”

Gas Prices Affects Us All…

Posted in Stupid on August 12, 2008 by facethehangover

Won’t someone think of the strippers! The poor, pitiful strippers!

More Brady Campaign Fodder…

Posted in 2A Issues, Government, Stupid on August 11, 2008 by facethehangover

Fake guns…Real guns…My Little Pony Guns…

Seems given enough time, any and all BC excuses will eventually come to. See here for one of the longest-running arguments that finally (!) worked – 20 years in the making!

BB Guns MUST be next on the agenda.

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UK Nanny State Double-Whammy!

Posted in Government, Nanny State with tags on August 11, 2008 by facethehangover

Won’t you please think of the children! If they see someone in a movie smoking, they are so easily influenced they might start smoking. Cigarette-smokin character – film’s rated X.

Apparently the smell of popcorn in the air at the movie theater offends those who choose not have popcorn. answer – stop selling popcorn, of course! (Probably not going to turn out to be the brightest move, from a business standpoint)

Martial Law Envoked…in Arkansas

Posted in Government, Nanny State, Stupid on August 11, 2008 by facethehangover

As reported by CNN, martial law has been envoked by the Mayor of Helena-West Helena, AK (“everyone is subject to stop and investigation…Zero tolerance, everyone [who doesn't have a good reason for being outside], is going to jail. ” LOL – “[to the drug dealers]…we’re gone pop them in the head!” Who elects these idiots?!

Scary!

Gift Cards Key to New AIDS Prevention Strategy

Posted in Government, Stupid on August 11, 2008 by facethehangover

Yep! Story is as stupid as the headline.